Wentworth: Why wasn’t I informed? Wiggmann: If you got the memo you were informed. Wentworth; What memo? Wiggmann: The memo in question!. If you don’t get the memo you don’t stay informed, if you don’t stay informed…you’re out of the loop. If you’re out of the loop…you’re not informed. There is a memo about this. [...]
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WHY WASN’T I INFORMED? DID YOU GET THE MEMO?
November 10th, 2011 · No Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann
Tags: are you in the loop?·don't be out of the loop·in the loop·memos·memos keep you in the loop·Office communication·office memos keep you in the loop·read your memos·stay in the loop·the inner loop·Why wasn't I informed at the office
I Say Unto You, Flocketh With Me
November 7th, 2011 · No Comments · Comedy/Humor, Religion
by Reverend Rike Sanborn III For this morning’s sermon on Hung Over With Reverend Rike Sanborn, let us turn to Beastie Boys 2:11 verses 4 through 7: “Ya Dad caught ya smokin’ and he said NO WAY! That hypocrite smokes two packs a day Yeahhhhh, livin’ at home is such a drag Ya Ma threw [...]
Tags: 40 ounce·Beastie Boys·Brother Blackalicious·Charles Bukowski·drinking humor·hangover humor·hangovers·humor about life·Hung Over with Reverend Rike Sanborn III·hungover·James Brown·Religion·religious humor.·Reverend Rike
She Said, You Don’t Understand What I Said
October 14th, 2011 · No Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann
Wentworth: Dear God, Wiggy, how does one communicate with a woman? They seem to be on another communication channel altogether. If I say, “We need to get the car in to the mechanic now as to minimize maintenance costs later,” she will respond with, “The rainbow unicorns of Zoontoopa must be appeased lest the cotton [...]
Tags: betting on horses·communication between the sexes·lack of communication between the sexes·language problems between men and women·Mr. Frost·polyglot·scratch tickets·speaking in tongues·talking to women·Why can't men talk to women·women and men speak in tongues
Tim Tebow’s Likeness Appears On Tortilla
September 30th, 2011 · No Comments · Comedy/Humor
In what Denver area resident Ignacio LaToya calls “a miracle,” LaToya claims to have found a flour tortilla that unmistakably depicts Tim Tebow in his number 15 Bronco’s uniform. “It looks like Tebow is throwing a pass,” claims LaToya. “And if he is, it is a touchdown throw. Because, hey, it is Tim Tebow.” LaToya, [...]
Tags: Tebow humor·Tebow miracle·Tebow Number 15·Tim Tebow·Tim Tebow Denver Broncos·Tim Tebow on tortilla
