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How the Professionals Will Explain It To You…And Then Your Mother

February 7th, 2010 · No Comments · Comedy/Humor

Life Coach and Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? “Baby steps. These were just baby steps for the chicken. Let these steps symbolize the chicken’s renewed dedication to self-discipline and goal oriented behavior. In life there will be many roads to cross and other chickens competing for the same passage across that road. The [...]

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Party Like It’s 1776

January 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann

Wentworth: Wiggy, old boy, you’ve wangled us some fine seats for tonight’s basketball game. Wiggmann: I concur. And the real bonus is that these tickets were obtained at no cost from a friendly benefactor. I’ve always thought free to be the best price for most things. And did you see the rates being charged for [...]

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WWF Smackdown! Dad VS. Dinner

January 10th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Comedy/Humor

 My head was pounding and my nerves were shredded. My job was stressing me and my side job was stressing me more. I got nothing in the way of sleep the night before and my wife just filled my ear with grief as she was walking out the door to run errands. Naturally my thoughts [...]

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People Who Need People Don’t Need These People

January 3rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Wentworth and Wiggmann

Wentworth: I have just had the most ghastly experience courtesy of someone. Wiggmann: Good God, man you look frazzled to the bone! How many of them were there? Did it involve a priest? A policeman? An IRS agent? An ex-wife? A game show host? A DMV employee? A bill collector? A ventriloquist? A barber? A [...]

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