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Party Like It’s 1776

January 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann

Wentworth: Wiggy, old boy, you’ve wangled us some fine seats for tonight’s basketball game. Wiggmann: I concur. And the real bonus is that these tickets were obtained at no cost from a friendly benefactor. I’ve always thought free to be the best price for most things. And did you see the rates being charged for [...]

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People Who Need People Don’t Need These People

January 3rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Wentworth and Wiggmann

Wentworth: I have just had the most ghastly experience courtesy of someone. Wiggmann: Good God, man you look frazzled to the bone! How many of them were there? Did it involve a priest? A policeman? An IRS agent? An ex-wife? A game show host? A DMV employee? A bill collector? A ventriloquist? A barber? A [...]

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Thinking is not for the Weak of Mind

December 8th, 2009 · No Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann

Wentworth: Wiggy, I pledge to eat no more corporate produced garbage that masquerades itself as food. Wiggmann: It is strange to buy a package of  mashed potatoes and see over thirty ingredients on the label. The hapless potato must feel itself nature’s orphan among all those preservatives and artificial ingredients. Wentworth: Indeed it must.  I say again, no more corporate [...]

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Name That Tuna

November 30th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann

Wentworth: What’s in a name, Wiggy? Wentworth: Everything if it’s a feminine hygiene product. Helps the pharmacist no end. Wentworth: Personal names, Wiggy. For example, I have never liked the names Frank or Peter. In fact, I’ve never gotten on with any Franks or Peters I have ever known. Wiggmann: Well, in the name of [...]

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