Wentworth: Why wasn’t I informed? Wiggmann: If you got the memo you were informed. Wentworth; What memo? Wiggmann: The memo in question!. If you don’t get the memo you don’t stay informed, if you don’t stay informed…you’re out of the loop. If you’re out of the loop…you’re not informed. There is a memo about this. [...]
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WHY WASN’T I INFORMED? DID YOU GET THE MEMO?
November 10th, 2011 · No Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann
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She Said, You Don’t Understand What I Said
October 14th, 2011 · No Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann
Wentworth: Dear God, Wiggy, how does one communicate with a woman? They seem to be on another communication channel altogether. If I say, “We need to get the car in to the mechanic now as to minimize maintenance costs later,” she will respond with, “The rainbow unicorns of Zoontoopa must be appeased lest the cotton [...]
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People Who Need People Don’t Need These People
January 3rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Wentworth and Wiggmann
Wentworth: I have just had the most ghastly experience courtesy of someone. Wiggmann: Good God, man you look frazzled to the bone! How many of them were there? Did it involve a priest? A policeman? An IRS agent? An ex-wife? A game show host? A DMV employee? A bill collector? A ventriloquist? A barber? A [...]
