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Wentworth and Wiggmann Amongst the Hoi Polloi

October 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann Wednesday

On the Bus

Wentworth: Wiggy old boy, what is that substance I espy on that bus seat?

Wiggmann: Well, Worthy, it appears to be pig semen.

Wentworth: Pig semen? Pig semen! How would a country pig get on a city bus, Wiggy?

Wiggmann: Well he’d have a transfer of course, old chum.

Perverts

Wentworth: Wiggy, old boy, tell me: just what makes a pervert?

Wiggmann: Well, some claim judicious application of Vermouth but I’d argue it’s the gin.

Kant Bend Over

Wiggmann: Worthy it says here that the categorical imperative is an ethical principle put forward by Kant that posits a person should act only in the way he would will all others to act in the same situation.

Wentworth: Well I’ll be dipped in shit! Let’s drink to that!

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