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Wentworth and Wiggmann – Birds of a Feather

October 14th, 2009 · No Comments · Wentworth and Wiggmann Wednesday

Wentworth: Wiggy you were looking pale and drawn but you appear better today..

Wiggmann: Yes, well I went to my proctologist.

Wentworth: What did he do?

Wiggmann: Well, I’m not altogether sure, but it involved a small electric winch, two leather riding crops, some well-lubricated ball bearings, a length of hose, some peacock feathers, and a helper monkey.

Wentworth: Did it cure you?

Wiggmann: Well, I must say it put color back in my cheeks.

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Wentworth: It’s been a splendid day of shopping and now it is time for a bracing libation!

Wiggmann: A capital idea! Let us depart this grand emporium of fashion, posthaste!

Salesclerk at the fragrance counter: Gentlemen, we introduce our newest fragrance “Eternity.” Would you like to experience “Eternity?”

Wentworth: I’m sorry, my dear, there just isn’t enough time in the day for “Eternity.” 

Wiggmann: The time between thirsting for a cocktail and finally getting that cocktail can seem like forever, eh, Worthy?

Wentworth: A timely observation. Let us be comfortably ensconced on our stools when the clock strikes five.

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Wentworth: Wiggy, according to this article, 40% of the adults in this country read absolutely nothing because they are functionally illiterate.

Wiggmann: Bookmark this article so we can send it to these people. They need to know about this.

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